The Belnap Family: Get With The Times

What is up with Conon O'Brian's hair?

Like, seriously, it irks me.

So when me or my sister are having a bad hair day, we say "Your hair looks like Conan O'Brian's."

It's that bad.

Crap I learn in school...

Brother Evans: "Do not eat smoked salmon because it will give you cancer. You can eat it every once and a while but not every day."

Brother Kelson: "What is the function of the aster in cell division?"

Faux Smart Kid"I don't really remember but I remember something about how when it splits, the two endsbla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..."

Brother Kelson:"You just spent two minutes saying absolutely nothing.

Has anyone calculated the elevator question? No? What kind of scientists are you?!

-Brother Pyper

Anything non-polar can diffuse across a cell membrane which is why it is not a good idea to swim in gasolene.

-Brother Christenson

It takes less energy for me to bond these two molecules together instead of pulling the head off of this little animal.

-Dr. Cullen

*After taking my body fat composition*

Sister Blakely: Oh...Jessica. Your's is 23.3%. It's gone up from last time huh?

Me: Um....no. My last one was 24.9%.

Sister Blakely: ooh...

Me: *thinking in my mind* THAT'S RIGHT BIOTCH!

*After running my 1 1/2 mile final for my fitness class*

Sister Blakely: Good job Jessica! You ran it in 14:00 minutes. That's good....for a 30 year old!

*rubbing hands together* Do you see it? Do you see the light that I am giving off? Well, no, you can't see it but your cat is saying, 'MEEEEEOOOW, yes I can see it!'"

-Dr. Cullen

If you swing your hair, ladies, by the Bunsen burner, your will have the worst case of the frizzies in your life.

-Dr. Cullen

Do you even know the sign for square root?

- Math Tutor

Plants are the most chemically producing plants in the world.

-Dr. Cullen

If you don’t work out, your brain will atrophy

-Sister Blakely

Sister Blakely- Jessica, what can you do to lower your LDL’s

Me- Um….eat healthy!

Sister Blakely- No. Exercise

*later while watching a movie*

Doctor- You can lower your LDL’s by eating more fiber.

Microwaves turn water molecules into ninjas. WAAAH!

-Dr. Cullen

We believe chemistry to be the word of God as far as it is translated correctly.

Dr. Cullen

The Belnap Family

Sunday, June 07, 2009

Get With The Times

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