The Belnap Family: Let Me Show You My World

Monday, June 08, 2009

Let Me Show You My World

5 comments:

Ann Barlow said...: hahahahahaha, the magic carpet cave!! I thought that was so funny. Thanks for letting me come play, I'm so glad I got to see you even if it was only for a few hours. I will have to tell you about my weekend sometime soon, it was INCREDIBLE!; June 8, 2009 at 5:22 PM
Sean and Becky Larson said...: It almost looks like the inside of a camping trailer. Hahaha...it looks comfy and soft.; June 8, 2009 at 6:46 PM
Fred and Meili said...: That's CRAZY! Thanks for the good laugh. I have never seen anything like it!; June 8, 2009 at 10:35 PM
Jenna said...: Keeps you warm, I guess...; June 9, 2009 at 9:07 PM
Mike Daley said...: I can't wait for the video of you vacuuming!; June 14, 2009 at 7:25 PM

Crap I learn in school...

Brother Evans: "Do not eat smoked salmon because it will give you cancer. You can eat it every once and a while but not every day."

Brother Kelson: "What is the function of the aster in cell division?"

Faux Smart Kid"I don't really remember but I remember something about how when it splits, the two endsbla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..."

Brother Kelson:"You just spent two minutes saying absolutely nothing.

Has anyone calculated the elevator question? No? What kind of scientists are you?!

-Brother Pyper

Anything non-polar can diffuse across a cell membrane which is why it is not a good idea to swim in gasolene.

-Brother Christenson

It takes less energy for me to bond these two molecules together instead of pulling the head off of this little animal.

-Dr. Cullen

*After taking my body fat composition*

Sister Blakely: Oh...Jessica. Your's is 23.3%. It's gone up from last time huh?

Me: Um....no. My last one was 24.9%.

Sister Blakely: ooh...

Me: *thinking in my mind* THAT'S RIGHT BIOTCH!

*After running my 1 1/2 mile final for my fitness class*

Sister Blakely: Good job Jessica! You ran it in 14:00 minutes. That's good....for a 30 year old!

*rubbing hands together* Do you see it? Do you see the light that I am giving off? Well, no, you can't see it but your cat is saying, 'MEEEEEOOOW, yes I can see it!'"

-Dr. Cullen

If you swing your hair, ladies, by the Bunsen burner, your will have the worst case of the frizzies in your life.

-Dr. Cullen

Do you even know the sign for square root?

- Math Tutor

Plants are the most chemically producing plants in the world.

-Dr. Cullen

If you don’t work out, your brain will atrophy

-Sister Blakely

Sister Blakely- Jessica, what can you do to lower your LDL’s

Me- Um….eat healthy!

Sister Blakely- No. Exercise

*later while watching a movie*

Doctor- You can lower your LDL’s by eating more fiber.

Microwaves turn water molecules into ninjas. WAAAH!

-Dr. Cullen

We believe chemistry to be the word of God as far as it is translated correctly.

Dr. Cullen