Do you ever just have random thoughts? I'm not talking about thoughts like, "Oh...we need some milk". I'm talking about full out random thoughts.
I have those thoughts all the time but when I have them, there is no one around to listen to it. I mean, what's the point of having a random thought if you never get to voice it?
Well, here was my random though:
I wish I was handicap.
There are two reasons why I would want to have some sort of bodily ailment.
#1 I could win tons of scholarships because I could milk how I have had such a hard life because of my retardation. You may be thinking this is a mean thing to say but if you have ever lost a scholarship in which you were fully qualified to have only to have it be given to an under-qualified tard? I have...it sucked. In this case a simple case of cured pancreatic cancer would suffice.
#2 I would get the best parking spots. Especially since parking at BYU-I is so limited. People would be nicer to me because I would walk with a cane. My teachers would go easier on me since I can suck them into my "oh woe me" life. Maybe I could even get rides on the campus police golf-kart.
Those are my reasons...
don't judge me.
or them.
2 comments:
I laughed so hard I was crying when I read this!!
Oh, I used to have that thought about the handicapped parking spots on campus all the time. Especially when I was 8 months pregnant and probably MORE HANDICAPPED than any person who actually used those parking spots.
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