Things I'll Never Live Down.

Since this is my 100th post and since I am all about awkwardness (and 100 would be too much) I have compiled a list of 10 of my most awkward and funny moments from a lover and supporter of all that is ,well, awkward. Enjoy!


1. One day in Chemistry, I was assigned a lab partner who also happened to be in my ward as well. However, seeing as I was new in the ward, I didn't recognize him despite his attempts. He then said, "My wife is the short blonde gal that leads the music in Relief Society." and I responded, "Oh yeah! She's expecting isn't she?" to which he replied, "Um....no, she isn't."
Woops!

2. On my first day back to BYU-I college, I was so proud and slightly self-conscious about me riding a bike. I was so nervous, in fact, that as I was riding behind someone, I accidentally gave him a flat tire with my bike tire. Sorry.

3. One day I was introduced into the wonderful world of Chewy/Fiber Bars. When I read that one bar was equivalent to 35% of my daily fiber needs, I figured that if I ate 3 bars, I would be more than good on my fiber. Don't. Ever. Do. That.

4. One day while I was surfing Facebook, I found someone whom I hadn't seen in a while and requested to he friends. Things didn't end good for us but then again, things didn't end bad either. I figured that since he had served a mission, we would have put our differences aside. He bluntly ignored my friendship request.

5. Whenever I go shopping I have a strange quark where even if I hate the clothes and they don't fit me, I rarely give it to the people to put back on the rack. No thanks, I'll put it back myself.

6. For my health class, we have to do a presentation on something health related or another. My friend was having a hard time choosing a topic and since we could work in groups, I offered her to work with me on my topic. She refused not so politely in front of the whole class.

7. When I was in high school, I wasn't really "cool" despite my attempts to be every day. So when my mom came to pick me up in the front of the school with old Jessica Simpson music blaring, I wanted to crawl under a rock and wither away.

8. When I was first dating Tyler, I had to use his bathroom. Well, he pointed me in the right direction (past the chastity line, I know!) and I was confronted with a door 1, door 2 option. I choose door 1 and luckily, that toilet doesn't flush in that one. Pretty much, I was panicking thinking of the horror of just having to leave my excrement for everyone to see.

9. Once Tyler decided to take me skiing for my first time. The snow was like powdered sugar and there was probably 20 people there total. It was a great course for me to learn on. However, as I got better, Tyler would purposely try to run into me and knock me down. Well once I dodged him but over shot the course and ended up skiing all the way to the other side of the ski lift. The employees had to help me back up. Then, to make it worse, I hit my head on the lift chair as it came around and I lost my ski's so they had to send them up with the next person.

10. When I worked at Red Robin, I would often go to T.G.I.F afterwords with my work pals. Well, once I went with my friend, Bryson, and he brought along his sister's brother-in-law with him. I was telling a story and sipping water in between breaths when Bryson said something that made me laugh. However, I had just taken a drink of water and it immediately started going down my windpipe and out my nose. I didn't have anything to spit it into so I kept it in. But since it had gone down my windpipe, I had to also fight the urge to cough. I was coughing/choking/laughing/spewing water everywhere until I finally decided to spit it out on my seat. Then, to top it off, because of all the air a swallowed in the process, I let out a burp. They just stared at my dilemma in shock.



There are so much more I could have written and I know there are countless ones to come but as for now, you'll just have to wait to here those.


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