and thus was born my segment called "You think you are, but your not."
Take Kate Walsh, for example. She was a character on Grey's Anatomy which evidently was liked so much, that she was allowed a spin-off and thus Private Practice was birthed from the vajayjay of Seattle Grace drama. Why shouldn't she get a spin off? The strong jaw-line, the perfect red hair (is there such a thing?), the immaculate eyebrows. I mean, a girl like that deserves a TV show based solely on good looks. Who needs good acting? Sorry, Kate Walsh, you think your a good actor because of your DNA, but your not.
This got me thinking about other actors that deserve to be in my segment. Here are a few:
Tom Cruise, you think you know everything because of your "Scientology religion", but you don't.
Mario Lopez, you think you've convinced everyone that your strait, but we know you're gay.
Kiera Kightly, you think that you're tricking everyone by saying you actually eat food, but your anorexic.
And finally,
Joan Rivers, you think you are fooling everyone, but we know you're a saggy, old lady under that botox. Too bad they didn't have that in your time when you lived on Pangaea.
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Hahaha, I loved them all. Pangaea!
Pangaea? i don't get it, but I laughed really hard at everything else, does that count?
Pangaea was what scientists believe the earth was like billions of years ago. When there were no continents but one big one; Pangaea.
I don't even think Kate Walsh is that pretty. Sure, she has some basically good DNA, but do we really need all the slow mo moments on Grey's Anatomy? Or be reminded EVERY TIME SHE'S ON SCREEN that every guy wants to sleep with her? I personally think she thinks she's sexier and prettier than she actually is.
So Kate Walsh-you think you're pretty, but you're not. Obviously that's why your husband is leaving you.
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Dear Jessica,
I say time for a new post:)
-Gramma Ann
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