I have been preparing for motherhood since my Beehive counselor first taught me of my divine purpose. Babysitting also helped me in my learning process as I prepared bottles, changed diapers and ate everything in the pantry (hey, we ALL did it.)
However, after all my preparing, I still feel uneasy about one thing. What if Oprah does another special on polygamy and my baby won't stop crying? What if it's sacrament meeting and I'm getting judgmental looks from other women because of my screaming baby?
Well now I have no need to fear due to this new product:
New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt And Injury Free
I think it's a winner and it will be on my gift registry.
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aaahhahahhahahhahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAH! I am laughing so hard right now! I seriously thought it was real for the longest time! Jessica, you crack me up and yes I did eat all their food in the pantry too.
I did too. One time I ate four boxes of Kraft macaroni and cheese.
At the hospital, mothers have to watch this video called, "Never shake a baby". I think I will slip this video in the case instead.
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