First off, I need to explain that I am in a beginner physics class that is basically killing my acceleration due to gravity in hours of homework per grade in the course; or to put it in English, ticking my keister.
So what's a girl to do in a physics class of about 30 boys? Well, one thing for sure is not to make yourself look like a fool because you can't to basic algebra, but that's besides the point. What I really did was get tutor help. Seriously, if BYU-I didn't have free tutors, I would be re-taking many, many courses.

Because the homework was due on Monday, I needed help fast. So I scheduled an appointment with a tutor on Saturday at 1:00 PM which was perfect because it would be right in-between Saturday sessions. However, I often forget that BYU-I is a holy school and 1:00-2:00 PM on Saturday the 3rd of October is obviously meant for students to re-watch their favorite talks that they recorded on their Tivo. I am such an idiot! How could I forget that?
Well, I did forget just that and began to make my way down to the library and of course, the doors are locked. No worries, I thought, I'll just wait here on this bench and hope that someone will come along and want to tutor me.
Indeed someone did come along. However it was not Matthew Tang, my tutor. In fact, this guy definitely didn't have any typical Asian characteristics. Nevertheless, he came up to me and asked, "Can I sit here?"
"Sure", I said being the gracious person I am. Then I thought, there are 4 other benches he can sit on, why does he want to sit here? . This guy, he didn't just sit next to me, he sat next to me. As you can see in the diagram below, he was well into my intimate space.

No big deal, I thought, maybe he's from Canada or something.
But soon it became a weird deal because he scooted even closer and rested his arm on the back of the bench so as to appear as if he was trying to put his arm around my shoulder.
Okay, I thought, maybe French Canadian
I was polite and made small talk and every so often he would make remarks like, "You smell good. What kind of perfume do you wear?" Nevertheless of his apparent creepynees, I remained cool and collected but that didn't stop me from checking the clock every 2 seconds until it was 1 o'clock and I could weasel myself out of that situation.
About 5 minutes later, he actually puts his arm around me and says, "Will you do me a favor?"
WTF
He then says "Will you look over there?", pointing to a girl on a bench, "and over there?", pointing to a guy on the stairs, "they've been filming you for a prank. For our iComm class we were trying an experiment to purposefully make you uncomfortable. You did good!"
Oh.
I got punk'd.
7 comments:
Hahahah! Oh Jessica, that is good! You should've put your hand on his lap or something...then they could've made their movie about infidelity, or scandalous women of BYU-Idaho. Hahah too funny. Did you look for Ashton Kutcher when you were finished?
oh wow, that is hilarious. My personal space bubble is quite large...not as big as Tyler's..but large. I would have flipped. I am sure you handled it a lot more gracefully than most. Again, thanks for the laugh.
Oh man, that's awesome. Good thing you didn't flirt back! LOL.
Did your tutor ever show up?
I remember having to do that for my communications class. We were in a group of three and the other two were too chicken to make someone feel uncomfortable so I did it. We had some other weird things like i had to tell a guy I was having a bad day and had to ask him if he would give me a hug. The things you do for a good grade.
Oh and that last comment wasn't posted by Ryan, that would be weird.
-Juliet
That's so funny JEss! That WOULD totally happen to you! I love you!
Uh, that was me, not Kevin....that would have been ANOTHER awkward moment.
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