Tell her after your gerbil breeding experiments you've finally succeeded in making one mother gerbil! Also, we got your christmas card today and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed until we peed our pants. I love it Jessica, it's awesomeness is superb!
You don't tell your landlady, and then if she sees the dog, you say, "oh, I didn't know we couldn't have pets." She will look around and see that no damage has been done and that all is well and then she will let you keep the dog.
Swaddle it in a blanket and tell her it's actually you and Tyler's first-born child. If she says something like, "Why is it so hairy?" or "Why does it have stinky peach eyes?"...you're on your own for that one.
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Make up a believable story that you need a watch dog due to weird outside noises! Or, just lie and tell her you are blind and he is certified...
Tell her after your gerbil breeding experiments you've finally succeeded in making one mother gerbil! Also, we got your christmas card today and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed until we peed our pants. I love it Jessica, it's awesomeness is superb!
You don't tell your landlady, and then if she sees the dog, you say, "oh, I didn't know we couldn't have pets." She will look around and see that no damage has been done and that all is well and then she will let you keep the dog.
Swaddle it in a blanket and tell her it's actually you and Tyler's first-born child. If she says something like, "Why is it so hairy?" or "Why does it have stinky peach eyes?"...you're on your own for that one.
Where's my Christmas card?
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