Saturday, December 12, 2009

The End is Near


Do you see it? No? Well maybe you could if you stepped into the shoes of 13,759 BYU-I students this fall semester. Now you can see, the fall semester is almost over; the end is near!

Wow! I can't believe I've almost finished another semester of school. One more semester down to going on to graduating. I can't wait for that blessed day and it seems as if it will never come but alas, people obviously graduate. What's also great besides the warm, fuzzy feeling of the spirit confirming to me that this semester was a success, is the awesome life lessons I've learned this school year. Here are a few:

Thanks to my Fit for Life class, not only will I be fit for life, but I can also now hover/squat in mid-air over an unsanitary toilet. Never underestimate the power of a wall sit.

Because of Physics, I now know that it doesn't take very much impact to get killed and how to effectively conduct a search on YouTube.

The reason why Water Aerobics changed my life was the amazingly awkwardness of not only wearing a bathing suit with no pants but also how awesomely disgusting the guy's mole the size of a quarter could make me feel nauseous, grateful of my husband, convulsion-ness, saddened and motivated all at the same time.


But enough of hearing MY experiences, let's see what other BYU-I students say about not only this semester, but this awesome school as well:



Kate W. said, "BYU-Idaho is great because I get to participate in things like FHE and devotional or they won't let me go to school next semester for lack of ecclesiastical endorsement!"








Jared H. said, "I wish I would have known about the great insurance BYU-I offers. Why go with MedicAid to pay my wife's maternity bill when I can at least triple the costs with the school's insurance?"










Erika A. said, "If I could change one thing about BYU-I, I would make Devotionals every day instead of just Tuesday and build a huge auditorium for every single student on campus to have one to themselves. That way, we would really have the spirit of ricks!"









Tyrone S. said, "My favorite part of my day here at BYU-I is going to Q&A with President Clark and asking inspired questions like, 'should I use the term 'devo' or 'devotional'?'"














Abby W. said, "Thanks to the bio and chem teachers at BYU-I, I now know to never pick on the nerdy kids in elementary school cause they grow up and make your life miserable."









Steven C. said, "I just love the prices and the food at the new Crossroads. I feel confident I will not get diarrhea from the noodles now!"










What more proof do you need?! If you don't believe me, (or Kate, Jared, Erika, Tyrone, Abby, or Steven) just come and see for yourself.

5 comments:

Team Serra said...

Love the post. So did they say the first half of the quote and then recieved a little more "flavor" from other authors???? :)

Katie said...

Excellent post. Very well done.

Unknown said...

Did you use the name Tyrone just because that kid is black, or at least half black?

-Ben Maynard

Drew & Terese Anderson said...

hahahaha* So true this was halarious!! I share the same thoughts myself hahah*

Juliet said...

Jessica you crack me up! I love the quotations of the people next to the pictures, hahahahaha!!!! You should put that in the scroll, ha!