Monday, May 12, 2008

Star Wars

Tyler and I have been quite dedicated to Star Wars when we found out that my sister, DaNelle had all 6! It was one of those to-do things on my list of "wasting time"; watch ALL Star Wars. I now realize how cheesey even the first ones are, not to mention the last three and it got even cheesier when Tyler started saying the various lines he memorized. Now, these aren't just the ol' regular " Luke, I am your father" lines. These are the lines that the ewoks speak on their home land of Endor. Yup, that's right. Tyler is flawlessly repeating back their Endorian gibberish to me. I wonder how many times he's seen Star Wars...?





Well, as we finished our last movie we began to wonder who played all these ridiculous parts before they had computer graphics. Well, wonder no longer because I googled them. The list goes as follows.






Alright now this is a picture of Lando. I always hated this guy in the movies. Think about it, he betrays his friends and lets them have tea with Darth Vader. Now, that's just the point of no return in my book. Stupid Lando.






Hehe. I can't help but laugh at this one. It's perfect! You can just picture this fruity British actor walking around in a gold tin man suit. Priceless. C3PO is okay in the movies, adds a little comic relief here and there. Lucky man who got a signed picture. Although, I didn't know a droid could write...





What do you even begin to say about this picture? First, I guess is, did he wear those glasses under that suit the entire time. I always though Chewbacca's eyes looked a little poochy and with that lip curvature, no wonder why no one can impersonate Chewey!





This is the most normal one that I have seen so far. Nothin' much to say.


I saved the best for freakin' last! LUKE! After who knows how many years he still looks like he is going to break out in zits anytime. Tyler summed it all up when our reaction went something like this
Jessica: " Oh, cmon'. Give your kid a chance and....( a loss for words)
Tyler: "Lock her up"

This is what i envisioned, the mom says in her Brooklyn accent (of course, Tara): " Here Honey, let mommy do yours make up for you, you look so grown up!"


Poor Star Wars characters, they were doomed to be a laughing stalk from the day the producer said " ACTION!"

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